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Joke of the Day

"When I grow up I want to make two Rugrats pornos... Rugrats: All Grown Up & Rugrats Go Wild."

"Even the stick figure woman on my wife's back window has a headache."

"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."

"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."

"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"

"Jake Roper from Vsauce 3 is cancer. too soon?"

"What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet? I need to know before my court date on Monday."

"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"

"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."