198722
Joke of the Day
"Even the stick figure woman on my wife's back window has a headache."
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"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."
"Taking Viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today."
"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"
"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"
"Gary: ""Doctor, I think I'm losing my memory"". Doctor: ""Since when?"" Gary: ""Since when what?"""
"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"
"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."