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Joke of the Day
"Do you like fishsticks? yeah? LIKE IN THE MOUTH? THEN YOU'RE A GAY FISH"
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"*goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD"
"Why shouldn't girls wear duck pants You can see their quack"
"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."
"Bert asked Ernie if he wants ice cream ""Sure, Bert"""
"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."
"I just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It's called Paranormal Activia."
"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"
"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""