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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet? I need to know before my court date on Monday."

"Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?"

"(True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... ""Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?"""

"GF: What's my biggest flaw? ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up"

"What do you call a male robot that likes to dress up in women's clothing? A transistor."

"Bathrooms without noisy ventilation fans make me feel unsafe"

"Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper. No weirdos."

"What is a traitor? A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it."

"Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing"

"It was karaoke night. My friend chose to sing, ""We Are Young"". He sung it horribly. So I told him, ""You're no fun."" I'll show myself out."