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Joke of the Day
"Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever."
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"Spent over an hour at the wife's grave this morning. Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a pond."
"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"
"How do you steal a coat? You jacket."
"Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?"
"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."
"What time was it when Jared got fired? When the big hand touched the little hand"
"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"
"The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series. I mean, the fifth book was dead serious."