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Joke of the Day

"Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever."

"Did you hear about...? The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sippy cup? Doctor's say she's going to be fine. She just had a little gas."

"The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."

"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."

"Do you know what happened in the bathroom? Me either, but I heard a lot of shit going down."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id be very afraid !"

"What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 60 pounds."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're hot but you make me really uncomfortable, sometimes my underwear gets sticky and I get burned"

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."