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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a problem choking on my food all the time Now I only eat cheerios and life savers"
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"A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""get your black ass outta here."""
"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."
"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"
"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
"TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"
"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"
"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."
"The thing about suicides Q: What's worse than suicide? A: the life before it."