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Joke of the Day

"The thing about suicides Q: What's worse than suicide? A: the life before it."

"A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately"""

"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."

"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"What is Hitler's favourite type of music? Reich n' Roll"

"Hey people who say ""look at our new baby"", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby"

"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."

"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."