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Joke of the Day
"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
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"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""
"My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in."
"Fuck! I have to fly to California to prevent a forest fire. THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!"
"Sharing your faith on Facebook is like sharing a fart in a elevator. It might feel nice to come out but no one really wants to hear it."
"it's my birthday today. IK Fuck you too."
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"I like my coffee how I like my women warm"
"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"
"Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere."