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Joke of the Day

"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."

"*Builds panic room out of Swiss cheese* *Fails to see holes in plan*"

"What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"

"If you're not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever."

"Atoms are what make us all Matter:)"

"My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said ""I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help"". So I sent her a timetable."

"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"

"What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide"

"Glee' creator says he's gotten death threats over show's politics... ...Gee, it must be terrifying to get death threats from gay 15-yr-olds!"