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Joke of the Day

"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"

"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."

"Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"

"*unplugs 100% charged iphone* *slides to unlock* battery 43%"

"I've been fired for a childish behaviour Apparently, sucking tits of my female coworkers wasn't such a good idea."

"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."

"Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat? Because he has huge fans!"

"What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking (punchline in comments)"

"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"