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Joke of the Day

"Dolphin scientists say that dolphins are the smartest animal next to humans, but I think they're only saying that because they're dolphins."

"If life gives you melons you're probably dyslexic"

"A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable I said not nessacelery"

"My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections."

"How do all racist jokes start? *looks around everywhere*"

"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."

"The worst part of going to church with my family is when we get caught on the Kiss Cam."

"A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan"

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"

"What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? I'm glad you all came!"