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"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"
"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."
"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"
"Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original? It was a real paradogs"
"I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun..."
"Two gay men walk into a church. And they walk out as a married couple :) congratulations America"
"If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing."
"Dear McDonald's cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy b!tch."
"Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing."