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Joke of the Day
"Bush meets Jared one did 9-11. the other did 9-11 year olds."
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"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"How do you circumcise a red-neck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"You know what really makes my day? The rotation of the earth"
"Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident! Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left."
"How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener."
"I'm 2/3 virgin."
"ME: I think we're being followed DATE: Really? M: [checks rear-view mirror] Yep D: Wait you carry that around with you? M: Just keep walking"
"What do cow pastures smell like? Dairy air"