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Joke of the Day
"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"
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"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"
"Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him? He couldn't handle his boos."
"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."
"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor And the doctor says ""you have a cataract"" The Chinese man replys ""no I have a Rinkin continental"" Stolen from Gilbert Gottfried."
"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is..."
"The thief who stole my calendar... Got 12 months."
"Today I thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday."
"What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !"