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Joke of the Day

"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"

"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"What's green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite."

"I got the job as a psychic! I don't know how."

"Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails."

"You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon."

"I saw a bald eagle take a shit mid-flight today. I've never been prouder to be an American."

"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"

"If the creator of facebooks likes getting hurt... Is he a zucker for pain?"