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Joke of the Day
"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."
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"How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone? More than 1,000?"
"I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket."
"I'm often accused of being condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"
"At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both."
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"I met a deaf gynecologist today.. Apparently, he reads lips. (Obligatory: posted this in /r/dadjokes, thought this sub might like it as well.)"
"I work out religiously... On christmas and Easter!"
"My dreams are like dinosaurs.... All big and dead."