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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor And the doctor says ""you have a cataract"" The Chinese man replys ""no I have a Rinkin continental"" Stolen from Gilbert Gottfried."

"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."

"TIFU side down while on vacation in Australia. Oops - wrong sub..."

"A man is hospitalized after a serious accident Following his surgery, he says, ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor says, ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates : 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty."

"I like to surprise cross-eyed people they never see it coming"

"Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard: ""Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."" ""Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."""

"""Who ate all the crackers?!"" - racist cannibal."

"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."