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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor And the doctor says ""you have a cataract"" The Chinese man replys ""no I have a Rinkin continental"" Stolen from Gilbert Gottfried."

"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"

"What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross? ""Me! That hurts!"""

"All parents should give corporal punishment to their kids. You don't want the white kid to feel left out at school, when everyone is telling the ass whooping they got last night."

"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"

"I saw an Asian man jerking off in a starbucks Called him a Fappenchino."

"How do Jewish pedophiles lure in victims? ""Would you like to buy a candy?"""

"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."

"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."

"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"