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Joke of the Day
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is..."
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"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"
"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."
"Relationship status: -Applies sunscreen to wall. -Rubs back on wall."
"""With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"" ""I'm certainly not a big fan."""
"Why did Lebron leave Miami? Because he just couldn't stand the heat"
"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."
"Of course I can handle constructive criticism *resents you for the next 50 yrs"
"Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics."
"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"