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Joke of the Day

"You know the best side effect of losing weight? Supersonic hearing. I can hear the crinkle of a candy wrapper or bag of chips through walls."

"The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones."

"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"

"Why Ahmed made a clock? To know when to blow up"

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"

"Nervous about our 1st ultrasound exam. What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds? What if it's just farting noises? Is it graded on a curve?"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."

"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"