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Joke of the Day

"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"

"So true... Q: Why do women have boobs? A: So you have something to look at while you're talking to them!"

"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."

"What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?"

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work? A firequacker"

"Once again the award for the most stupid act ever was given to a man who glued his hands to the bars on a treadmill. That's two years running now."

"I go to seafood restaurants to show the lobsters in the tank I have a bigger penis than them. Then shrug my shoulders as they boil to death."

"Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?"

"My dad used to wash my mouth out with soap... But that was just to get rid of the DNA evidence."

"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."