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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an asshole in suspense?"
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"Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, and what do you get? Pumpkin pi."
"Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading."
"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"
"What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !"
"Why were the people in the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane."
"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."
"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."
"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."