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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."
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"I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed."
"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."
"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler"
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"
"What's the Syrian girl doing on the swing? Pissing off the sniper"
"Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!"
"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."