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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"

"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"

"Don't answer the door after dark because it might be an orphan in a basket and ain't nobody got time for that."

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."

"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."

"A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman... And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off. ""I told her I was 90""."

"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."

"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."

"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."

"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"