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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."
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"""OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!Damn these thin walls. Don't know if my neighbors are having sex, praying or having a coronary."
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