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Joke of the Day
"My dancing style can best be described as ""newborn gazelle being chased by lion."""
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"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."
"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""
"I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment."
"NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider. You're welcome."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler ? Michael can actually finish a race off.."
"My mum's bf hates when I shorten his name to 'Dick'. Mainly because his name is Matthew."
"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."
"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"