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Joke of the Day

"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."

"Why don't black people dream? The last one who did got shot."

"Wife : don't forget to pick up the kids at the school Me : why"

"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""

"I'm starting a new sport where people race on sea horses. I call it, ""Aquastrianism."""

"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"

"What Did The Chinese Man Say When Asked What He Wanted For Dinner? Bitch please."

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."

"Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between KY Jelly and silicone caulk? The glass fell out of their windows."

"Anyone know why jewish people like coupons and deals so much? They are just trying to avoid the whole cost. I feel terrible for making this up........ But ill get over it."