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Joke of the Day
"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"
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"Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before."
"divorce Wife to husband: I want a divorce. You always tell me I am fat. Husband: Dont be crazy. What about our child ? Wife: What ? What child ? Husband: So you are not pregnant ??"
"How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? They exchange cell numbers."
"I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. Then he was chuffed to bits."
"Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become."
"Remember that things always get worse before they get better. Unless, you know, you die in the process of it getting worse."
"Why did the boy jump off the dock? Pier pressure"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"
"I've been keeping this a secret for almost a year now because I didn't want to lose friends: I don't work on Mondays."