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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"
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"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"
"If an officer... Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say ""het tebahpla"""
"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"
"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."
"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"
"How do you stop the protests in Charlotte? Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"
"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."
"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"
"Its so hard to know where you're at when your boss is a powerlifter.... They just keep raising and lowering the bar"