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Joke of the Day
"If an officer... Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say ""het tebahpla"""
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"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."
"Best blonde jokes?"
"The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy."
"How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake."
"I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you."
"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."
"What's the difference between the average yogurt and the United States of America? if you leave a yogurt alone for two-hundred years it'll develop a culture (also it can be fat free)"
"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""
"What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers!"