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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!"
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"I hate ""two-faced"" people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."
"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction We're trying to get our membership up"
"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."
"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"
"Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said ""car wash out of order."" So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap."
"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."
"Do I at least get to yell ""Jenga!"" if my life falls apart?"
"When I'm in the bathroom a long time, I come out sniffing & wiping my nose so people think I was doing coke and not making a doody"
"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"