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Joke of the Day
"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."
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"I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well... I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh."
"What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached!"
"What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse? Shake it off"
"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."
"Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"How was the roman empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars Edit: fixed"
"IDEA FOR COURTROOM SKETCH ARTISTS: a camera"
"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"