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Joke of the Day

"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"

"Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"I'm a lot like a pair of testicles. Cause I'm nuts in the sack."

"[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved... *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve"

"Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to"

"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"

"I went for a walk in a cemetery this morning and saw a man crouching behind a tombstone. I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, just taking a shit."""