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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican on a hill? Gracias."
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"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"
"me: siri, clear my evening appointments, i've got a date tonight. siri: ""lol yeah ok. beep boop beep. gotcha."""
"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"
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