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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Moby Dick when he washes up on a sandbar? A bleached whale!"

"A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, Mum says can we please have a sheep's head..."". ""...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."" Credit to Terry Pratchett."

"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""

"I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning."

"I baked my girlfriend something for Valentine's Day It was a creampie"

"What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Electricity."

"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"

"What's the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm."

"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"

"I just saved a bunch of monkeys on car insurance by telling them that monkeys don't drive so they don't need insurance."