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Joke of the Day

"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"

"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas"

"An obgyn was fired from his job So decided to become a comedian, but he failed at that as well. I guess he just always screwed up the delivery..."

"How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin? See if she can run faster than her brothers."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."

"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"

"North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor."

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."