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Joke of the Day

"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"

"What do you call a group of hookers? A whorde."

"What is in common between a napkin and a person? If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin."

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"

"How do five gay guys walk? In one direction."

"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"

"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."

"[getting pulled over] Me: R u a bear cop? Bear cop: Is that a problem? Me: As long as you're not a maul cop *mauls me for bad pun*"

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."