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Joke of the Day

"[getting pulled over] Me: R u a bear cop? Bear cop: Is that a problem? Me: As long as you're not a maul cop *mauls me for bad pun*"

"I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs"

"What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? Telapathy"

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."

"I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have."

"Some nights I just lie down and stare up at the stars and I wonder what happened to my roof"

"How do pirates agree with each other over long distances? With their aye-phones."

"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."

"What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."