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Joke of the Day

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Being raised as a catholic was tough. As soon as I hit 12 I had acne come on my face, as did the priest."

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big."

"This hot girl ""punched""me in the dick this afternoon She only gently touched it, but it's all swollen up now :/"

"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."

"What makes rock stars great campers? Their living situation is intense."

"'Pampers' is a good product name because it implies being able to poop in your disposable underwear is a great luxury"

"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"