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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger"
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"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."
"My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still usually just end up busting out a globe"
"What's one thing a girl can tell a guy that can make him happy and sad at the same time? Out of all of your friends you have the biggest dick."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a fish a man and he'll be like WTF is this I ordered worms I can't eat this"
"why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet? the could spend years at sea"
"I before E except after C and In old Mcdonnald had a farm."
"*gives you dictionary for your birthday* wow.. i don't know what to say ""that's why i bought it for you"""
"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."
"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."