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Joke of the Day
"why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet? the could spend years at sea"
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"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off of a boat? If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat"
"If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks."
"What do cows do after they get married? They go on their honeymoooooon!"
"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."
"Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy? they smack my bishop"
"What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time? They shake hands."
"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""
"[sees kid hitting pinata] Me: wow he really hates horses"
"*Skrillex' mother puts her ear to his bedroom door* *She hears constant bass drops* *Dad walks up* ""Sounds like he's Wubbing one out.."""