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Joke of the Day
"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."
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"What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth? A Concussion."
"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"
"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
"I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. ... .... It's a whisk I was willing to take."
"Just sent my boss an email that said ""Keep me coming"" instead of ""Keep 'em coming."" So, that's fun."
"Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed? Because white people have work in the morning."
"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"
"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"
"These Mexican cannibals accidentally... These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook ""ay, what's for dinner?"" The cook says ""tacos al pastor"""