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Joke of the Day
"I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it"
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"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."
"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."
"8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it... J.K."
"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."
"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"
"My new coloring book, How To Tell The Woman You Love You've Been Living In Her Shrubs For A Year, comes out on tUESsdhay martha i love you"
"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."
"What's invisible and fucks kids? The Zika virus."
"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."