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Joke of the Day

"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."

"A mother publicly argued with his son... ...Somewhere along the lines, the mother yelled to his son: ""You motherfucker!"" The first thought that came to my mind was ""Wow, that's a Lil TMI for me"""

"Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun."

"Anyone who says ""good morning"" on a Monday is a sociopath."

"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"

"What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? ""Isreal?"""

"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."

"Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say ""please paint that wall, Jose"""

"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."

"Australians don't have sex... ...they mate"