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Joke of the Day

"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."

"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."

"I only make good posts when I'm drunk... Today I celebrate 5 years sober"

"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."

"When I see a ""How am I driving?"" sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence"

"Never give your address or date of birth to anyone on social media. Armed with this information, they could show up at your birthday party."

"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."

"ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u"

"I was at the bank earlier and an elderly lady asked me to check her balance for her I still don't understand why she was mad when I pushed her over"

"If I got a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be asking people why they're giving me dimes."