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Joke of the Day

"My new coloring book, How To Tell The Woman You Love You've Been Living In Her Shrubs For A Year, comes out on tUESsdhay martha i love you"

"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."

"Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses ""windows""."

"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""

"Tried to make a joke in my math class and no one laughed. I think they were 2/10's."

"I've been dating this girl who works at the zoo. I'm pretty sure she's a keeper."

"Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town? They wished it was Anubis."

"Put the punchline in the title. Jokes suck when people"

"Why are Russians such bad pilots? Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night."

"Every day, there's a kid coming to my store looking for trouble... And every day, I tell him we're sold out. Can't he buy Monopoly instead?"