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Joke of the Day

"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."

"Two flies are sitting on a toilet. One gets pissed off."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!"

"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."

"If you play the ""Strawberry Fields Forever"" record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, ""Get a job, Megan."""

"What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you"

"What did the doctor say to the prosecutor? You're trying my patients!"

"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."

"A 22 year old girl said to me ""there's NO WAY you are 41"" I put her in my pocket and took her home. She's mine now."

"Modern day camping is an uncharged phone."