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Joke of the Day

"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."

"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"

"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"

"Girls must gain like a 4 point bump after you've had a few drinks. Cause I'm in a bar in Greece, and these dames around me look like a 5 right now."

"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""

"I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so... I'm drinking if you're buying."

"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."

"They say you can get to a man's heart through his stomach... Unless he's a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces."

"I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash."