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Joke of the Day
"I've got one for you. Game of War. Hardcore? Maybe if you're my mom."
Next Joke
"i was reading a story about a proctologist... It hit pretty deep."
"I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni."
"I just found out I'm colorblind... It sure came out of the yellow."
"Everyone at this party is talking like a pilot.. ...they all keep saying they have to take off in the morning."
"What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ? Poisson Distribution"
"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"
"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"
"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"
"None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight."