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Joke of the Day

"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."

"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"

"So I was in the movie theatre... and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because It wanted to come before the egg."

"Oh you're upset about a thing? Allow me to remind you that there are other, more upsetting things. Somehow I think this should help you"

"What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine? When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week."

"My cum smells like bleach Too bad it didn't kill my ex."

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"An irashman walks out of a bar..."