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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife? First M'lady"

"Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution."

"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."

"An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say: ""Shuriken""."

"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said, ""Tourettes! Now fuck off you c*nt!"""

"Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest? He's a bird of pray."

"What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction? Floppy Giuseppe"

"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."

"Nice weather guys, lets have the internet outside today..."

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"