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Joke of the Day

"An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say: ""Shuriken""."

"The girl in the kitchen is cooking dinner When dinner didn't arrive on the table, they looked in the kitchen. They didn't find anything but Tara-gone."

"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."

"People who write hai and bai, wai?"

"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."

"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""

"Give it to me, I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me! no matter how much she begged, I would't give her the umbrella"

"Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !"

"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."

"North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday."