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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest? He's a bird of pray."
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"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."
"I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks."" I thought, ""No shit..."""
"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"
"Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side."
"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."
"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."
"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""
"What is the ultimate Jewish conflict? Pork chops at half price"